The following was originally posted on to my Facebook timeline:

Hmm… Mitt Romney ~= Dick Cheney? Follow my odd train of thought for a moment.

If you look at their given name (Willard and Richard), both have seven letters and end in “ard”.

Now, if you look at their preferred name (Mitt and Dick), both have four letters and share the same second letter.

Then, look at their family name (Romney and Cheney), both have six letters and end in “ney”.

All three name parts have the same number of syllables.

I’m sure it’s all a coincidence, but I kind of find it funny :D

Yeah… my mind works in very screwy ways.